Hurt
In the past two days, I’ve:
Been clipped by a bus on my bike. Nearly had a two hundred fifty pound video projector land on my head. Been a passenger in a minor car accident. Been clipped by a cab crossing two lanes of traffic to make an illegal turn. Had a car door opened into me, flipping me over my handlebars and ruining my front wheel.
Who exactly wants me dead? That someone can die.
wow. i agree…this is something cosmic. thats a lot of accidents, friend.
After hearing the evidence presented by both sides the jury has decided the guilty party is…………………….your bike. Oh, and the video projector. they both want you dead so bad they could taste it. Once your ass is out of the way they can split the two copies of Final Fantasy that are currently in your possession.