When I was a kid, I didn’t know rainbows were real. Then I saw one while standing in the doorway of the house with the blue carpet.

When I was a kid, I thought that I wanted to be lots of things. Then lots of things turned out not to be what I thought they were.

When I was a kid, I always said that I would be different as a parent. Then I realized that parents treat children the way they do because children are dumb.

I’m still wondering what will happen when I grow up.

I am a writer, designer, attempted filmmaker, lover, and dreamer. I often think I know best. I am usually wrong.

I have decades of experience listening to music, playing video games, watching movies and TV, reading books and comics, and procrastinating. It’s awesome. Sometimes.

rhymeswithchaos was built with:

Fontin by Jos Buivenga (exljbris Font Foundry)
Vegur by Sora Sagano (dot colon)
Font Awesome by Dave Gandy
CSS Sticky Footer by Steve Hatcher (axemedia)
Pure CSS Dropdown Menu by Harry Roberts
Multiple Custom Search Forms by Roger Johansson

Yep, it's me!